Streets of Rage II on the Sega Master System? Yeah, it’s a classic—though honestly, the Genesis version hits harder. Still, if you’re craving some old-school beat ‘em up action, this one’s got the goods. You pick from Axel, Blaze, or the other two (Max is slow but hits like a truck), then punch, kick, and special-move your way through waves of goons. The music’s still a banger, even in 8-bit.

First 10 minutes: You’ll be smashing through neon-lit streets, dodging knives, and figuring out which combos work before the next boss shows up with way too much health. It’s janky in that retro way, but that’s part of the charm. Just don’t expect the same polish as the 16-bit original.