Okay, so imagine a Dragon Quest game where you are the slime—not fighting them, not summoning them, just bouncing around as this adorable little blue blob. It’s way more fun than it sounds.

You stretch, bounce off enemies, and absorb attacks like a squishy tank. The combat’s simple but weirdly satisfying—timing your stretches right to knock out goofy-looking monsters feels great. And yeah, it’s got that classic Dragon Quest charm, just with way more pogo-sticking on enemy heads.

It’s a short, silly spin-off, but if you’ve ever wanted to play as the series’ mascot with zero consequences, this is your chance. The music’s cheerful, the colors pop, and honestly? Being a slime rules.