RoboCop 3 on the Sega Master System is exactly what you'd expect—a clunky but kinda charming side-scroller where you stomp through Detroit blasting criminals. It's got that classic Ocean Software jank, with stiff controls and enemies that love to swarm you out of nowhere. The sprites are big and chunky, and the music tries way too hard to sound intense.

You start off just walking right, shooting generic thugs, then eventually face off against bigger baddies like ED-209. It's not great, but if you grew up with the movie or just love rough-around-the-edges retro action, there's something weirdly satisfying about it. Definitely not the PC FPS version, though—this one's all about awkward jumps and pixel-perfect shots.