Alright, so New Adventures of Mary-Kate on Game Boy Color—yeah, it’s exactly what it sounds like. You’re basically running around solving little puzzles and mini-games as Mary-Kate (or Ashley, I guess, but the box art definitely pushes Mary-Kate). It’s got that weirdly specific late '90s licensed game vibe—think hidden object hunts, basic platforming, and dialogue choices that don’t really matter but make you feel involved.

The graphics are pure GBC nostalgia—bright colors, chunky sprites, and backgrounds that look like they were lifted from a Lisa Frank binder. The music? Cheesy synth beats that somehow worm their way into your brain. It’s not deep, but if you grew up with the Olsens or just love weird retro licensed games, there’s something weirdly charming about it. Just don’t go in expecting a hidden masterpiece.

Honestly, half the fun is laughing at how seriously it takes itself. You’ll be collecting random items for no clear reason one minute, then suddenly playing a bizarre snowboarding minigame the next. It’s a time capsule, for better or worse.