So, Gokuaku Doumei Dump Matsumoto—or Body Slam if you're playing the arcade version—is one of those old-school Sega Master System wrestling games where you pick a tag team and just go wild. It's got that classic, slightly janky 8-bit charm, with wrestlers who move like they're made of bricks but somehow still pull off suplexes and dropkicks.

You start by picking your duo (I always went for the big guys—slow but brutal), and then it's straight into the ring. The controls are simple—grab, punch, throw—but good luck trying to coordinate with your AI partner. Half the time they just stand there while you get pummeled. Still, there's something weirdly satisfying about landing a piledriver on some pixelated jobber.

If you're into retro wrestling games, this one’s a fun little time capsule. Just don’t expect anything deep—it’s pure arcade chaos.