European Super League on Game Boy Color is exactly what it sounds like—a stripped-down, portable version of the console soccer games you’d play at home. The controls are simple (pass, shoot, sprint), and the pixelated players move in that charmingly janky way early sports games had. Don’t expect FIFA-level realism, but there’s something fun about scoring a chunky 8-bit goal with a team you’ve never heard of.

Picking a squad feels random—half the names are misspelled, and the "super league" part is questionable—but once you get past the wonky AI, it’s weirdly addictive. Just don’t try to slide tackle unless you enjoy red cards. It’s the kind of game you play when you’re nostalgic for the era of handhelds and questionable licensing.