Okay, so Cabbage Patch Kids - The Patch Puppy Rescue is one of those weirdly charming GBA games that feels like it was made for kids but has this odd, low-key appeal if you're into retro stuff. You play as one of those creepy-cute Cabbage Patch dolls running around rescuing lost puppies—which sounds simple, but the controls are janky in that classic early 2000s way. Like, jumping feels a little floaty, and sometimes the puppies glitch into walls. But hey, that’s part of the nostalgia, right?

The levels are these bright, blocky worlds with way too many flowers, and you’re basically hopping over obstacles while collecting… I don’t know, doll accessories? It’s not exactly challenging, but there’s something weirdly satisfying about it, like digging up an old toy at a garage sale. If you’re emulating it, don’t expect a masterpiece—just a weird little time capsule from when licensed games were everywhere.