Bonkers Wax Up! is one of those weird, forgotten Sega Master System games that somehow ended up being Brazil-exclusive. You play as Bonkers the cat (yeah, the Disney one) in this bizarre side-scroller where you're basically waxing floors while dodging obstacles. It's as random as it sounds—imagine Mario but instead of jumping on goombas, you're sliding around with a buffing machine.

The controls take a second to get used to since Bonkers moves like he's on ice, but once you figure out the rhythm, it's oddly satisfying. The music’s got that classic early '90s Sega charm, all bouncy and repetitive in the best way. Not gonna lie, it’s janky, but in that "so bad it’s kind of great" retro way.

If you’re into obscure platformers or just want to see Disney’s weirdest gaming spin-off, give it a shot. Just don’t expect anything deep—it’s pure, silly arcade fun.