Barca Total 2000 is one of those obscure little soccer games that somehow only made it to Europe—probably because no one else wanted it. You get your usual top-down GBC soccer action, with pixelated players that move like they’re stuck in mud. The controls are basic, the commentary is nonexistent, and the teams are… well, let’s just say you won’t be playing this for realism.

Still, if you’re into retro sports games or just love collecting weird regional releases, it’s got a certain charm. Just don’t expect FIFA-level depth. It’s the kind of game you boot up once for nostalgia, then remember why it faded into obscurity.