Okay, so Barbie Horse Adventures is exactly what it sounds like—Barbie, but with horses. You ride around these big, kinda blocky fields, jumping over fences and collecting ribbons in races. The controls are a little stiff, but once you get used to it, trotting around feels oddly satisfying.

There’s this one part where you have to guide your horse through a timed obstacle course, and I swear, the horse physics make no sense—like, why does it slide sideways sometimes? But hey, if you ever wanted to live out that 2000s-era "horse girl" fantasy on a GBA, this is basically it. Just don’t expect anything deep.

Also, the soundtrack is weirdly catchy for a game about pastel-colored equestrianism.