Theme Park on SNES is one of those games where you blink and suddenly three hours have vanished. You start with a patch of land and a tiny budget, plopping down rickety roller coasters and overpriced hot dog stands—only to realize your park is hemorrhaging money because nobody wants to ride "Death Spiral Mk. I" when the vomit cleanup costs more than the ticket sales.

The charm is in the little details: adjusting the salt levels in fries to keep customers thirsty (and buying drinks), watching peeps storm out because your Ferris wheel broke down again, or finally turning a profit just in time for winter to tank attendance. It’s janky in that classic '90s way, but weirdly addictive once you get the hang of balancing chaos and cash. If you ever wondered why running a theme park is basically herding cats, this game nails it.