Super Chick Sisters is one of those weird, early 2000s Flash games that somehow makes a bizarre premise work. You play as two chicken sisters (Chickette and Nugget, naturally) jumping and stomping through levels to rescue baby chicks—and Pamela Anderson, because of course PETA sponsored this. Ronald McDonald’s minions are the bad guys, which honestly feels like a fever dream now.

The controls are simple—arrow keys to move, space to jump—but timing your stomps gets tricky fast. Break bricks, dodge weird burger-themed enemies, and grab chicks for extra lives. The first few levels ease you in, but by the time you hit the clown factory, things get chaotic. And yeah, the difficulty spikes hard after that.

It’s janky, it’s dated, and the whole thing feels like someone mashed up a Saturday morning cartoon with an activist press release. But there’s something weirdly charming about it. Just don’t expect the physics to be forgiving.