Super Mario Rampage is one of those weird little Flash games that just sticks with you. Mario’s finally snapped after years of stomping goombas and dodging shells—now he’s rampaging through the Mushroom Kingdom like a tiny, overalls-wearing menace.

Controls are dead simple: arrows to move, space to shoot fireballs. That’s it. No power-ups, no princess to save—just Mario going absolutely feral on everything in sight. The first time I played, I accidentally torched a whole line of innocent ? blocks and felt kinda bad… until I realized how weirdly satisfying it was.

It’s janky in that classic Flash game way, but that’s part of the charm. You’ll probably finish it in like five minutes, but you’ll reload it just to watch Mario wreak havoc again.