Super Mario Power Coins is one of those old-school Flash games that’s simple but weirdly addictive. You pick Mario or Luigi (obviously I go with Luigi—underdog energy), and then it’s just you dodging a chaotic rain of Bullet Bills, fireballs, and… footballs? Yeah, for some reason. Meanwhile, you’re scrambling to catch coins and those shiny Yoshi plates before they vanish.

The controls are basic—left and right arrows—but the screen gets absolutely packed with stuff flying at you. Thwomps come out of nowhere, and those Banzai Bills are brutal. The instructions are in Spanish, but honestly, you’ll figure it out in seconds. Just don’t get too greedy going for coins when a Thwimp’s about to drop on your head.

It’s the kind of game where you’ll yell “BRO, THAT WAS BULLET BILL’S FAULT” after your third failed run. Classic Mario chaos.