Super Mario Bros Rambo is one of those weird, hilarious Flash mashups that somehow just works. You play as Mario and Luigi—but they're decked out like Rambo, bandanas and all. Instead of jumping on Goombas, you're blasting keys with a mouse-controlled crosshair to unlock doors. It's janky in the best way, like someone threw Mario into a 90s arcade shooter last minute.

The controls take a second to get used to—you move with WASD while aiming and shooting with the mouse, which feels oddly satisfying once it clicks. The sprites are gloriously low-res, and the sound effects are straight out of an old action movie. I died like three times before realizing you can actually dodge the bullets if you stop panicking.

It's short, ridiculous, and exactly what you'd expect from a Flash game called "Super Mario Bros Rambo."