Super Mario Bros Gangster is one of those weird, hilarious Flash games where someone just went "what if Mario... but guns?" You jump around like usual, but instead of stomping goombas, you're blasting them with a pistol. The controls are simple—WASD to move, mouse to aim—but the real fun is in the absurdity of seeing Mario sprinting in slow-mo (hold Shift) while unloading bullets into Bowser's minions.

It's janky, the art looks like someone slapped gangster hats on Mario sprites in MS Paint, and I love it. You'll probably beat it in like five minutes, but those five minutes are pure, chaotic joy. Just don't think too hard about why Luigi's packing heat.