Super Marco is this weird little mashup where someone took Mario, handed him a gun, and said "go nuts." It's like Metal Slug hijacked a platformer—instead of jumping on enemies, you're blasting through them with bullets and explosions. Feels janky in that classic Flash game way, but there's something oddly satisfying about watching Koopa Troopas explode instead of just flipping upside down.

First few minutes are pure chaos: you're running, gunning, and trying not to get overwhelmed because everything moves faster than you'd expect. The controls take a second to click, but once they do, it's dumb fun in the best way. Definitely not canon, but who cares when you can turn Bowser into Swiss cheese?