Okay, so Super 3D Noah's Ark is one of those weird SNES games that makes you go, "Wait, this exists?" It’s basically a first-person shooter—except instead of guns, you’ve got a slingshot, and instead of demons or soldiers, you’re shooting… hyperactive animals on Noah’s Ark. Yeah.

The controls are janky in that classic '90s 3D way, but there’s something oddly charming about creeping through wooden hallways, dodging goats and zebras that just won’t chill out. The puzzles are simple—mostly flipping switches and finding keys—but the real fun is in the sheer absurdity of it all. Also, the music? Weirdly intense for a game about sedating giraffes.

If you’re into obscure retro stuff or just want to see what happens when biblical stories collide with Wolfenstein-style gameplay, this is worth a laugh. Just don’t expect it to make much sense.