Okay, so picture this: you boot up this weird, forgotten SNES prototype, and suddenly you're Steven Seagal—ponytail, bad attitude, and all—punching your way through waves of goons. It's janky in that classic 90s beat-em-up way, but there's something hilarious about watching pixelated Seagal roundhouse kick dudes into explosive barrels.

The first level throws you right into a dockside brawl, and I won't lie, the controls take a second to click. But once you figure out the timing for his weird elbow-drop move, it's oddly satisfying. Some enemies just crumple like paper when you land it right. Boss fights are pure cheese—one guy literally fights you on a speeding truck while throwing ninja stars. Of course he does.

It's rough around the edges (it is a prototype), but if you love weird retro relics or just want to see Seagal karate-chop a helicopter, this is a bizarre little time capsule.