Alright, so here's the deal with SpongeBob SquarePants: Rock Collector—you're basically SpongeBob on a treasure hunt, digging up weirdly cool rocks in Bikini Bottom. The controls are simple: arrow keys to move, space to swing your rope (handy for climbing), and up to jump. But the real fun is in the digging. You never know if you're gonna pull up a shiny gem or something totally random, like a Krabby Patty. Classic SpongeBob logic.

Patrick and Sandy pop up now and then, which is nice, but honestly, I just wanted to see how deep I could go before running out of rope. Pro tip: don’t forget to surface when your backpack’s full—otherwise, you’re just digging for no reason. The rocks you find get graded, and yeah, I may have gotten weirdly competitive about my collection.

It’s silly, colorful, and exactly what you’d expect from a SpongeBob digging game. If you’ve got five minutes to kill, why not see how many jellyfish-shaped gems you can haul up?