Pokémon Knife Red? Yeah, it’s exactly what it sounds like—someone took the classic Pokémon Red and cranked up the weirdness. You still wander around Kanto, but everything’s just... off. The sprites are janky, the dialogue makes zero sense, and your starter might just be a knife with eyes. Not even kidding.

First few minutes in, you’ll probably laugh at how broken some of the battles are. Moves don’t do what they should, Pokémon names are scrambled, and sometimes the game just throws a glitched mess at you instead of a proper fight. It’s the kind of thing you play at 2 AM with friends just to see what fresh nonsense happens next.

Honestly, it’s more of a curiosity than a real game, but if you’ve ever wanted to see Charmander replaced by a sentient butter knife, this is your chance.