Pokémon Knife Blue? Yeah, it’s exactly what it sounds like—a weird little romhack where someone decided Pokémon needed more… knives. You still pick your starter (though one of them might be holding a butterknife now), and the battles play out like classic Red/Blue, except half the moves have been replaced with stab-related puns. "Tackle" is now "Shank," and "Growl" is just your Pokémon yelling "CUT HIM."

It’s janky, the sprites are barely edited, and the dialogue’s been run through a 2005-era edgelord filter. But there’s something hilarious about watching a Pidgey pull a switchblade mid-battle. Would I recommend it? Not seriously. But if you’ve ever wanted to see Misty threaten to "slice you up real nice," here’s your chance.