Mick & Mack as the Global Gladiators is one of those weird, early '90s platformers that feels like it was dreamed up after too much soda and Saturday morning cartoons. You play as these two little green-haired kids (or are they aliens? Honestly, I’m still not sure) jumping through levels themed around environmental issues—like, yeah, you’re fighting pollution monsters in a fast-food world. It’s bizarre but kinda charming.

The proto version’s got some rough edges—expect a few janky jumps and weird hitboxes—but there’s something fun about the sheer randomness of it. One minute you’re bouncing on soda cans, the next you’re dodging toxic sludge. The music’s got that classic SNES cheese too. If you’re into obscure platformers with a side of '90s eco-consciousness, this one’s a trip.