Okay, so imagine that classic helicopter game where you're dodging pipes and gaps—but now it's Mario in his cape from Super Mario World, just vibing mid-air. No explanation, no context. He just woke up one day and decided cape gliding should be a thing.

You tap to make him rise, let go to drop, and try not to faceplant into the scenery. The controls are simple, but the timing’s brutal—one wrong move and Mario eats dirt. The cape physics feel weirdly satisfying though, like he’s half-floating, half-falling with style.

It’s dumb fun, honestly. You’ll either rage-quit after three tries or get weirdly obsessed with beating your high score.