House of Haunts is this weird little Halloween escape game where you’re trapped in a mansion packed with Disney Channel characters—like, the kind of mashup you didn’t know you needed. The whole thing’s got this goofy, slightly unsettling vibe, like someone took a kids’ show and ran it through a haunted house filter.

You’re clicking around, opening doors, trying to piece together how to get out while these cartoonish spooks lurk in the shadows. The rhyming narration is either charming or mildly annoying, depending on how much you can stomach cheesy Halloween puns. (I kinda loved it, honestly.)

It’s short, it’s silly, and by the end, you’re left wondering why half the rooms had absolutely nothing in them. Still, it’s a fun five-minute distraction if you’re in the mood for something light and nostalgic. Just don’t expect actual nightmares—more like mildly spooky nostalgia.