Okay, so Ting Tong Road Cross is one of those weirdly charming little games where you play as this dude who just smacked his head and now he's stumbling around like he had one too many. The goal? Get him across the road without getting flattened by traffic—which is way harder than it sounds when your guy keeps wobbling left and right like a drunk penguin.

First time I played, I thought it'd be a simple dodging game, but nope—cars come outta nowhere, bikes zip past, and sometimes Ting Tong just decides to take an unexpected detour mid-crosswalk. You’ll laugh when he faceplants, then immediately panic when a truck comes barreling at him. It’s stupid fun in the best way.

Fair warning: you’ll fail a lot before you figure out the timing. But hey, at least Ting Tong’s got a hard head.