So here's the deal with Gattu Battu Games: Gattu The Samurai—it's this weirdly satisfying little HTML5 game where you play as Gattu, a dude who's apparently some kind of fruit-chopping ninja master. His friend Ting-tong (yeah, that's his name) smacks his head and suddenly goes full berserk mode, hurling kitchen produce at you like he's auditioning for a food fight championship.

Your job? Slice every flying apple, carrot, or whatever else comes flying at you with these quick karate-chop swipes. At first it feels kinda silly—I mean, who takes veggie combat seriously?—but after a few rounds, you'll catch yourself leaning into the screen trying to nail those perfect cuts. The timing gets tricky when they start throwing multiple things at once, and sometimes you just panic-swipe at everything like a maniac.

It's simple, but there's something weirdly zen about watching Gattu turn a flying watermelon into perfectly sliced bits. Just don't expect deep lore—Ting-tong's head trauma is basically the entire plot.