Okay, so picture this: a tiny supervillain called The Toddler (yes, really) hijacks a train full of passengers, and now it's up to you and a team of Nickelodeon heroes—Phoebe from The Thundermans, plus Kid Danger and Captain Man—to save everyone. Sounds ridiculous? It is, in the best way.

You switch between characters mid-game, using their powers to dodge flying teddy bears, rogue ice cream scoops (because of course The Toddler throws those), and random baby bottles. Arrow keys keep you moving, but the chaos ramps up fast—one wrong move and you're smacked by a giant stuffed animal. It's silly, frantic, and weirdly satisfying when you pull off a last-second dodge.

Honestly, half the fun is seeing how long you can last before The Toddler's absurd arsenal takes you out. The game doesn’t take itself seriously, and neither should you. Just lean into the nonsense.