Big Ichigeki! Pachi-Slot Daikouryaku is one of those weird, hyper-Japanese SNES games that never left Japan—basically a full-on pachinko/slot machine simulator. The screen’s packed with flashing lights, loud sound effects, and way too many kanji if you don’t read Japanese. It’s chaotic in that classic early '90s way, where everything feels like it’s yelling at you to pull the lever again.

You’ve got different machines to pick from, each with their own weird themes and payout quirks. I have no idea what half the bonuses do, but watching the reels spin while some overly intense jingle plays is weirdly hypnotic. Not exactly deep gameplay, but if you’ve ever wanted to time-travel to a smoky Japanese arcade circa 1993, this’ll do it.

Fair warning: unless you’re fluent in Japanese or really love trial-and-error gambling sims, you’ll probably just mash buttons and hope for the best.