Battle Soccer - Field No Hasha is one of those weird, chaotic SNES sports games where the rules barely matter and everything’s just a little unhinged. You pick a team—some are straight-up soccer squads, others are robots or samurai, because why not?—and then it’s basically soccer with way more sliding tackles, wild shots, and players bouncing off each other like pinballs.

The controls are simple enough (pass, shoot, slide), but matches get messy fast. The ball ricochets everywhere, goalies dive like maniacs, and sometimes you’ll score just because the other team tripped over their own feet. It’s not exactly FIFA, but that’s the charm—it’s more about laughing at the absurdity than playing a serious match.

If you’re into retro games that don’t take themselves too seriously, this one’s a solid pick for some couch multiplayer chaos. Just don’t expect realism—expect elbows, explosions, and maybe a robot scoring the winning goal.