Wopɛe sɛ wotu mmirika wɔ virtual horse racing stable so wɔ wo game boy no so? Winner’s Horse (Japan) yɛ saa aboɔden abo ketewa a ɛyɛ nwonwa yi a wotɔ, tete, ne apɔnkɔ a wɔde tu mmirika pixelated —a ɛte sɛ saa sukuu dedaw mu derby agodie a wɔde ayɛ dedaw no a wɔayiyi afi mu no. Menus no nyinaa wɔ Japan kasa mu, nanso wubetumi kinda brute-force wo kwan mu ne sɔhwɛ ne mfomso (anaasɛ kɛkɛ paw options ne kɛse Kanji —a mpɛn pii no ɛyɛ adwuma ma me).

Adeɛ a ɛdi kan a wobɛyɛ ne sɛ wobɛpaw ɔpɔnkɔ a ɛte sɛ scrappy afiri lineup a ɔkwan bi so no ne nyinaa hwɛ a ɛnyɛ pefee sɛ ɛhaw adwene. Afei ɛyɛ off to the training grind —kari pɛ wɔn ahoɔhare ne ahoɔden, anidaso sɛ wɔrempira, na wɔbɔ mpae sɛ wɔremma mu a etwa to bere a nnipadɔm no 8-bit cheers nketewa no di agoru wɔ loop so. Ɛyɛ janky, nanso biribi wɔ hɔ a ɛyɛ nwonwa sɛ ɛma wo pɔnkɔ hwɛ awiei koraa no, ɛde ne nsa kɔ ne kwan so kɔ nea ɛto so abiɛsa wɔ mmɔdenbɔ dumien akyi.

Akyinnye biara nni ho sɛ saa "so bad it’s charming" retro sports sims no mu biako. Kɛkɛ nhwɛ kwan sɛ nnɛyi QoL features —ade yi tu mmirika wɔ 90s basabasayɛ a ɛho tew so.