Okay, so toxic crusaders on Genesis is basically nea ɛba sɛ obi fa Kwasida anɔpa cartoon, pumped no ayɛ no radioactive sludge, na ɔdan no side-scrolling beat ’em up. Wobɔ sɛ toxie —saa ɔbran ketewa a ɔyɛ mutant a ɔyɛ nwonwa yi a ɔwɔ mop —na worebɔ no mu kɛkɛ afa levels a atamfo a wɔn ho yɛ den te sɛ garbage piles ne mutant mpɔtorɔ ahyɛ mu ma mu. Bere a edi kan a mebɔɔ bɔɔl no, mekɔkaa saa sewer level yi ho efisɛ mekɔɔ so buu sɛnea saa rat guys no betumi akɔ lunge no animtiaa.

Ɛwɔ saa classic '90s vibe a biribiara yɛ neon green anaasɛ dripping ne bi a awuduru goo. Nneɛma a wɔde di dwuma no yɛ mmerɛw (mash ntua, jump, ɛtɔ mmere bi a tow wo mop), nanso saa boss ntɔkwaw no bi? Atirimɔdensɛm. There’s this one guy a ɔdane tornado of trash, na yeah, ɛgyee me mmɔdenbɔ kakra. Not gonna lie, aseresɛm no cheesy sɛ hell —te sɛ, "toxic waste puns" level cheesy —nanso ɛno yɛ afɛfɛde no fã. Sɛ wowɔ weird retro games a ɛnyɛ ne ho aniberesɛm a, eyi yɛ basabasayɛ.

Kɛkɛ a, nhwɛ kwan sɛ faeth lore. Ɛyɛ kɛse fa whacking nneɛma ne mop bere a soundtrack blares crunchy Genesis synth-rock.