Okay, enti yɛ eyi ho mfonini: wo boot up saa weird, wo werɛ afi SNES prototype, na mpofirim ara wo yɛ Steven Seagal —Ponytail, suban bɔne, ne ne nyinaa —bɔ wo kwan fa asorɔkye a goons. Ɛyɛ janky wɔ saa classic 90s beat-em-up kwan no so, nanso biribi wɔ hɔ a ɛyɛ serew sɛ wobɛhwɛ pixelated Seagal Roundhouse kick dudes akɔ toa a ɛpae mu.

Level a edi kan no tow wo kɔ dockside brawl mu pɛɛ, na merenni atoro, controls no gye sekan biako ansa na woabɔ. Nanso sɛ wuhu bere a wɔde yɛ ne elbow-drop move a ɛyɛ nwonwa no wie a, ɛyɛ oddly abotɔyam. Atamfo binom twitwa te sɛ krataa kɛkɛ bere a wode si fam yiye no. Boss ntɔkwaw yɛ kyiisi a ɛho tew —ɔbarima biako ankasa ne wo ko wɔ lɔre a ɛretu mmirika so bere a ɔreto ninja nsoromma. Nokwarem no, ɔyɛ saa.

Ɛyɛ rough around the edges ( ɛyɛ prototype), nanso sɛ wodɔ weird retro relics anaasɛ wopɛ sɛ wuhu Seagal Karate-chop helikopta kɛkɛ a, eyi yɛ bere mu capsule ketewaa bi a ɛyɛ nwonwa.