Woabɔ mmɔden pɛn sɛ wubesua Franse kasa wɔ agoru abarimaa bi so? Yeah, me mu biara —kosii sɛ meto hintidua wɔ saa Berlitz nsɛm asekyerɛfo teaseɛnam ketewa a ɛyɛ nwonwa yi so. Ɛyɛ kotoku mu kasasin nhoma a ɛwɔ 90s digital makeover titiriw. Wopaw categories te sɛ "travel" anaa "dining," scroll through stiff-but-folite translations ("où est la gare?"), na tie robotic pronunciation a ɔkwan bi so no ɛte nka sɛ ɛyɛ nostalgic mprempren.

Not gonna lie, ɛyɛ ade foforo sen adesua adwinnade ankasa — screen no ketewaa bi, na wobɛkyere chiptune "nsɛm a ɛteɛ" jingle no agu wo tirim ntɛmntɛm sen vocab no. Nanso biribi wɔ hɔ a ɛyɛ fɛ wɔ "Je Voudrais un Croissant" a wɔde di dwuma wɔ Tetris nhyiam ahorow ntam no ho. Akyinnye biara nni ho sɛ ɛyɛ bere capsule ma kasa nerds ne retro collectors.