Enti, Gokuaku Doumei Dump Matsumoto —anaasɛ Body Slam sɛ worebɔ arcade version no a —yɛ saa dedaw-sukuu Sega Master System Wrestling agodie a wopaw tag kuw na wokɔ wuram kɛkɛ. Ɛwɔ saa classic, kakra janky 8-bit charm, ne akuturukubɔfo a wɔkeka wɔn ho te sɛ nea wɔde birikisi ayɛ nanso ɔkwan bi so no wɔda so ara twe suplexes ne dropkicks.

Wo fi ase denam wo duo a wobɛpaw so (me na mekɔe bere nyinaa maa mmarima akɛse no —slow nanso atirimɔdensɛm), na afei ɛyɛ tẽẽ kɔ ring no mu. Nneɛma a wɔde di dwuma no yɛ mmerɛw —gye, akuturuku, tow —nanso wo ho ntɔ wo sɛ wo ne wo AI hokafo no bɛyɛ biako. Bere no fã na wogyina hɔ ara kwa bere a wo ho ayɛ wo hyew no. Nanso, biribi wɔ hɔ a ɛma abotɔyam wɔ ɔkwan a ɛyɛ nwonwa so wɔ piledriver a ɔde besi jobber bi a wɔayɛ no pixelated so no ho.

Sɛ wowɔ retro wrestling agodie mu a, eyi yɛ anigye kakra time capsule. Kɛkɛ a, nhwɛ kwan sɛ biribi bɛkɔ akyiri —ɛyɛ arcade chaos a ɛho tew.