Global Gladiators yɛ saa weird, early '90s platformers a ɔkwan bi so no ɛmaa McDonald’s branding —Yeah, sɛ McDonald de no —nanso mma ɛno nnnaadaa wo. Wobɔ sɛ abofra a okura tuo a ɔde agyan abɔ mu, a worehuruhuruw wɔ wiase anan a efĩ wom (ngo a ɛhwie gu, awuduru a ɛyɛ awuduru, nea ɛtaa ba) mu bere a Ronald McDonald ba sɛ ɔrebɛma wo ani agye no. atamfo no? Literal trash monsters ne sentient sludge. Ɛyɛ bizarre, nanso controls no yɛ tight, na levels no wɔ saa grimy charm yi a ɛma wopɛ sɛ wohu nea ɛyɛ nwonwa a ɛbɛba akyi.

First level tow wo kɔ junkyard a tae a ɛrehuruhuruw ne oil puddles ayɛ mu ma mu, na wuhu ntɛm ara sɛ eyi nyɛ mascot cash-in foforo kɛkɛ. Nnwom no mu a ɛyɛ nwonwa a ɛkyere adwene nso, wɔ saa Genesis Screechy-Synth kwan a ɛyɛ nwonwa no so. Edu bere a woreko atia soda kɛse bi a obetumi ayɛ adwuma no, na wowɔ biribiara mu anaasɛ woregye w’asetra mu nneɛma a wopaw ho kyim. Ɔkwan biara so no, ɛyɛ akwantu.