Okay, so Cabbage Patch Kids: Patch Puppy Rescue yɛ saa weirdly charming GBA games no mu baako a ɛte sɛ nea wɔyɛɛ no maa mmofra nanso ɔkwan bi so no ɛtwe wo kɔ mu ɔkwan biara so. Wobɔ sɛ saa cabbage patch dolls a n’anim yɛ kurukuruwa a ɛretu mmirika reboaboa puppies a wɔayera ano no mu biako (efisɛ akyinnye biara nni ho sɛ, dɛn nti na ɛnte saa?). Nneɛma a wɔde di dwuma no yɛ mmerɛw —huru kɛkɛ na fa nneɛma —nanso level ahorow no yɛ anifere kwan so de a ɛyɛ nwonwa wɔ akwan ne akwanside ahorow a ahintaw mu.

Ade a edi kan a wobɛhyɛ no nsow? Adwini kwan no yɛ aggressively cute, te sɛ obi a ɔde pastel kɔla ahorow amene screen no. Nnwom no kinda repetitive, nanso wɔ saa nostalgic kwan no so a wo ntan no koraa wɔ level a ɛto so abiɛsa no so. Na yeah, akyinnye biara nni ho sɛ ɛyɛ mmofra agodie, nanso biribi wɔ hɔ a ɛma abotɔyam wɔ saa mmoa nketewa no nyinaa a wobegye wɔn ansa na bere awie no ho. Kɛkɛ a, nhwɛ kwan sɛ fan a emu dɔ anaa biribiara.

Sɛ wowɔ retro platformers mu a zero pretension, eyi yɛ weird little time capsule.