Okay, so Wacky Races: Highway Heroes is exactly as chaotic as you'd hope—you pick one of those ridiculous racers (I went with Mutley first because, come on, that laugh), and suddenly you're chucking bombs at Peter Perfect while skidding around hairpin turns. The controls are simple—just gas, brake, and one button for items—but good luck not crashing into everything when you're trying to grab speed boosts or dodge banana peels.

First race, I barely scraped third place because I kept getting distracted by the power-ups (that oil slick is mean). The tracks have these tight shortcuts, but half the time I overshoot and end up in last again. It’s stupid fun, especially when you finally nail a perfect drift past the Gruesome Twosome. Three laps fly by way faster than you’d think.

If you ever wanted to relive the cartoon’s nonsense in a no-frills arcade racer, this’ll do it.