Okay, so this is one of those old-school Flash games where you play as SpongeBob—except instead of flipping patties, you're digging through sand and blasting jellyfish with some kind of weird cannon. The controls are janky in that classic Flash way, but there's something weirdly satisfying about uncovering buried treasure while dodging those dopey sea monsters.

At first I thought it was just a digging sim, but then Patrick showed up as an enemy and I lost it. The whole thing feels like a fever dream version of Bikini Bottom where everyone’s gone feral. You’ll either love how ridiculous it is or quit after five minutes—no in-between.