Ever seen SpongeBob try to build a snowman? Yeah, it’s about as chaotic as you’d expect. The guy just cannot stop veering to the right—like a shopping cart with a busted wheel. Your job? Hold spacebar to steer him left (because apparently that’s too hard for him), then let go when you need to drift back right. It’s weirdly satisfying once you get the rhythm.

Snow piles up in patches, and you’ve gotta scoop it all up without spiraling out of control. Bonus items pop up randomly—grab ‘em if you can, but good luck staying on track. The controls are simple, but nailing a perfect snowman takes some practice. Classic Flash jank in the best way.

Honestly, it’s the kind of dumb fun you’d play while waiting for your microwave pizza rolls to finish.