Okay, so "Sonic 1 With Fries" is basically the classic Sonic the Hedgehog we all know, but with a ridiculous fast-food twist. You're still blasting through Green Hill Zone at mach speed, except now there are burger power-ups, chili dog checkpoints, and these weird fry-themed badniks that look like they escaped from a McDonald's nightmare.

At first I thought it was just a palette swap, but no—they went all in. The rings? Onion rings. The springs? Coiled-up soda straws. Even Robotnik's got this dumb fryer basket ship now. It shouldn't work, but somehow speeding through a junk food version of Marble Zone while dodging walking cheeseburgers is way more fun than it has any right to be.

Still plays like the original, just greasier. If you've ever wanted to see Sonic dive into a giant milkshake instead of water, this is your jam.