Okay, so Shakers Game: Dirty Blob is this weird little HTML5 game where you play as, well, a dirty blob who’s convinced he’s a famous movie star after bonking his head. The delusion is strong with this one.

You basically roll around these messy environments—like a hospital or a street—trying to scoop up coins while dodging grimy stuff (trash, sludge, whatever) and this relentless vacuum cleaner that’s dead set on slurping you up. The bus won’t let you on unless you’ve got enough coins, so good luck with that. It’s simple but kinda satisfying in a “why am I playing as a delusional stain” sort of way.

Honestly, the vacuum’s the real villain here. That thing’s terrifying.