Ever played rock, paper, scissors and thought, "This needs more explosions"? Yeah, me neither—until I tried this game. It starts simple: classic hand signs, basic rules. Then suddenly you're up against ninjas throwing shuriken (counts as scissors, apparently) and wizards casting rock spells. Weirdly addictive once you realize there's actual strategy beyond luck.

The AI starts predictable but gets sneaky fast—caught me off guard when it pulled three papers in a row after I kept spamming rock. You unlock wild power-ups too, like a dynamite toss that beats everything (cheap, but hilarious). First time I won a match by accidentally fat-fingering the wrong move, I knew this wasn't your kid's playground game anymore.

Best played when you need a five-minute distraction that turns into twenty.