Remember those old Flash games that just oozed weird charm? Meat The Mayor is one of those—a goofy little Powerpuff Girls spinoff where you play as the Mayor (yes, that tiny, suit-wearing guy) dodging flying steaks and sausages. Fuzzy Lumpkins went full carnivore and turned Townsville into a meat apocalypse, so now you’re stuck jumping over giant hot dogs and ducking under mutant hamburgers.

It’s as ridiculous as it sounds—the controls are simple, but the chaos ramps up fast. One minute you’re casually hopping over a meatball, the next you’re getting swarmed by sentient bacon strips. Classic Flash jank, but in the best way. If you miss that era of bizarre browser games, this one’s a nostalgia trip.