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M.U.D.S.: Mean Ugly Dirty Sport is a fantasy sports video game released for MS-DOS. It was developed by Golden Goblins and published by Rainbow Arts Software GmbH. The game presents a top-down perspective on its playing field and blends athletic competition with fantastical and violent elements.

Players control a team in a brutal sporting match where the primary objective is to score goals. The game can be won by reaching a score of seven out of fourteen possible goals, or by eliminating enough members of the opposing team through physical force. The gameplay involves directing players to move the creature that serves as the ball toward the goal, while simultaneously engaging in tackles and direct assaults on opponents. Characters can be thrown into environmental hazards such as a moat, which contains a predatory creature. Beyond direct play, the game includes systems for managing the team through a slave market where players can be bought and sold, and morale can be influenced by initiating fights.

Progression is centered on individual matches, with victory achievable through multiple strategic avenues. In addition to scoring or defeating the other team, players may attempt to bribe various figures involved in the match, including members of the opposing team, the referee, or even the creature used as the ball. This combination of on-field action and off-field manipulation defines the structure of the game, offering different methods to secure a win during play.