Ever tried racing in a cardboard box? Yeah, me neither—until this game. You pick your makeshift ride (somehow a washing machine box feels faster than it should), then it's all about dodging ramps, shortcuts, and the occasional rogue pizza box obstacle. The physics are ridiculous in the best way—your cardboard sled actually crumples if you slam into walls too hard.

First race, I wiped out at the final turn because I got cocky and tried to powerslide a cereal box. Lesson learned. The tracks get wilder as you go, with jumps over stacks of books and tight squeezes between furniture. It's dumb fun, but the kind where you immediately want to try "just one more run" to shave off half a second.

Also, the announcer sounds way too hyped for a race held in someone's backyard. I'm here for it.