Golden Pirate Pumpkin Patch is one of those weirdly charming Flash games from back in the day—you get to carve a pumpkin, but make it pirate-themed. No fancy 3D tools, just simple slashes and dots to turn your orange gourd into a scowling sea bandit. I always ended up with lopsided eye patches and way too many teeth, but that’s half the fun.

It’s quick, silly, and perfect if you miss that era of browser games where creativity mattered more than graphics. You’ll probably spend five minutes on it, laugh at your jagged “treasure map” carvings, and then close the tab. Still, there’s something nostalgic about it.