Fosters Games: Wheeeee is one of those weirdly charming Flash games where you're basically just... going downhill. Slowly. You play as Cheese (yes, the sentient cheese wedge from Foster's Home) in a go-kart that moves at the speed of a sleepy turtle. The controls are janky in that classic Flash way—tap too hard and you'll spin out, but go too slow and you might as well be parked.

What makes it weirdly addictive is how the physics wobble. The kart tilts at ridiculous angles, wheels barely touching the ground, while Cheese flails his little arms like he's on the world's lamest rollercoaster. There's something oddly satisfying about barely making it past a turn without flipping over for the tenth time. It's dumb fun, but in the best way possible.

Just don't expect anything deep—this is pure, silly nostalgia fuel for anyone who remembers wasting hours on Flash game sites back in the day.