Dairyland Amoosement Park Game

Alright, so Dairyland Amoosement Park is one of those goofy Nickelodeon browser games where you just wander around clicking on stuff—but in a good way. You play as Lincoln from The Loud House, and the whole thing’s set in this ridiculous cow-themed amusement park. The second you start, you’re dumped into this colorful map with rides and mini-games everywhere, and you just… pick whatever looks fun.
I went straight for Bumper Cows because, well, who doesn’t want to ram into things as a tiny cartoon cow? Turns out Lola’s your opponent, and she’s weirdly good at it. There’s also this Fly Me to the Moo ride where Luna’s rocking out while you control a flying cow (obviously), and Cattle Battle is basically dodgeball but with way more udders. The games are simple, but they’ve got that Nickelodeon charm—bright, loud, and just dumb enough to make you grin.
It’s the kind of game you play for 15 minutes when you’re bored and end up weirdly invested in beating Lynn’s high score. The whole thing’s free, no downloads, just pure silly browser nonsense. If you ever watched The Loud House and thought “I wanna launch a cow into space,” this is your chance.











































