Burger Man is basically Pac-Man if it got deep-fried in fast food grease—and honestly, that’s a good thing. You’re this little burger dude scooting around munching Big Macs while creepy Ronald McDonald clowns chase you. The first time one of them popped out from behind a fry cart, I nearly jumped.

Here’s the twist: grab a carrot (weird flex for a burger game, but okay) and suddenly you’re the predator. Those clowns turn into sad, edible versions of themselves, and yeah, chomping them is weirdly satisfying. The sound effects are ridiculous—think squishy ketchup noises and clown squeaks—and the whole thing looks like a derailed cartoon from the ‘90s.

Fun fact: it was a promo for Super Size Me, so the satire’s thick, but mostly it’s just dumb fun. Arrow keys, avoid clowns, eat veggies when you’re feeling brave. Simple, stupid, and weirdly addictive.